TWO TO TANGO

The last relationship ended badly.It was embarassing ,the final break up....little did i imagine that it would end so suddenly and sadly .Alas there was nothing much i could do , it was right in the middle of the road ,with everyone watching ,yes it could happen to you .could happen to anyone ,no matter how perfect you are this could happen anytime say right in the middle of a romantic dance , a brisk jog ...it could be sudden or it could be because of the fatigue and tension thats been building up for months , maybe there's no compatibility, maybe you decided too soon, maybe you are too sensitive or maybe you fell for the looks and didnt bother looking beyond ...generally this could lead to a lot of pain and bruises as you may all have well noticed.

But life moves on....so there i was walkin down the road the next day with another pair(?)....yes isnt that the right thing to do when your last pair of shoes tear off...right all along i WAS talking about footwear.My last relationship with a pair of sandals ended badly yesterday when i was hopping along the road when inadvertantly my left shoe broke right in the middle of a busy road and unmendable as it was , i was quite a funny sight limping away with a pair of non functional shoes (yes shoes ...i dont really know what you thought :P)....as i said this could happen to anyone of you .....its heartbreaking to see a pair of expensive footwear act up and leaves you cursing about why you had to see the wretched thing in the first place....i was to blame too...i took into the charms of its black leathery appearance without thinking about whether i can really carry them off.Even otherwise a perfectly normal pair of sandals might just kick the bucket after a long faithful relationship with your feet...people call it wear and tear....sad as it may be it takes just a bout of shopping to get over it.

So why is it that difficult to find the perfect SOLEmate...:P.
The reasons are many fold...its important to understand that at times its easier to find a soulmate than finding the right sole mate...* Standing rule,, unlike in a soulmate here SIZE does matter :P.Dont go by the looks...flashy and sexy is not always reliable.. And yes you could find the perfect solemate anywhere -in a shoe shop , seeing an ad, on someone else's feet( right! now am finding more similarities :P) etc but the wise thing to do is to see if it suits you , if it fits the bill...And here's what you do when your old sandals betray you ...dont be heartbroken ,there will be other shoes. Always have a spare :P ,
and ** with sporty shoes which see a lot of action ALWAYS wear socks to PROTect your feet as you play:P ( oh come on you perverts that was a perfectly innocent statement ) ....right enough double entendres now..

All i'm trying to say is your feet carry you and you need to find the right sole-mate for them......Its as important if not more to find one as it is to find your soul mate...Now i really dont know about love and lust so the latter is not really my forte ...check out some lame aunt abby column for that...i'm all about the feet....

there's love where you hate and cheat
feel sad and miss meals
chuck that and take care of your feet
find a perfect pair of shoes or heels

sad limerick but hey give me a break i just got out of a bad shoe day :P

PS :bachelor saints walk bare-footed COINCIDENCE?!